FLUBTITLES FOR: THIS IS KUNG FU [HK VERSION] Never been to the Great Wall is not a great man. Look, long stick on, go. Wanna be the Monkey? She is playing with a knief. This is water proof and strange. Although she is just rolling, this is the play of Floor. This player is Chiu, also called a strange man. He plays Floor play the best. Including dropping, rolling, wiping, and standing... If it is for a man to do it, his bones will be gone. [THE "SHE" REFERS TO A MAN.] It is better to use stick. Fighting with bare hands is worse. But it is not true. This was the time to Hong Kong. A record film at a theatre. This made Hong Kong crazy. Some elderly say it is easy to feel hot with sweety and salty food together. Some bubbles in the mouth. Who cares. On the day of happiness, all stay together. Even it is hot and with bubbles. It is nothing. He is famous of Screw play. She can live for further longer. Look, is he playing... So badly? [NARRATION SUBTITLES OVER VIDEO OF A FUNKY WHITE GUY STRUGGLING TO LEARN TAI CHI.] Like learning violin, beginners play like killing chicken. Playing in this area, the feeling is great and of seniority. It tastes different. Monkey fight needs flexibility. Smiling and funny. Friend, don't blame me. I wanna to play. Like the sound of windmill. So shining. This makes people blurred. Then to attack the energy. Can be used as a stick. Like a dragon from the water. Like a tiger back to the hill. As quickly as a snake. Man is hand, spear is arrow. It is so powerful. This makes people to take part. The history repeats. The player is jumping. In fact he is moving. Man with hook, hook with man. It is unfortunate to hit. Ladies's attention please. This talking martial arts can be multiuses. Don't get involved into two boats in love. It is clear to distinguise knief and whip. It is precious. WuDon swords used to be the safeguard. This is a secret. Let's see. What are the differeces? The enemy will feel blurred when hurt. There is a say. Wrong plays with the whips. This play makes the gods drunk. So called drunk shape not the mind. Drunk steps not the heart. Its specialty of softness is to fight against hardness. This 80s man is naughty. He acts like a duck. It looks like a duck. This play of shitting is practical. If the enemy's bottom is attacked, it is painful. For those of worse KungFu, don't try to play. Otherwise it is shame to play. Eagles are cruel in the sky. Its claws are sharp. Cruel and clever. Like a eagle catches a chick. To catch for sure. Snake kicks, is that with four foot? It looks powerful with so much power. Mr Tung died over 100 years. They used bronze to build this temple. Don't bull shit, just watch. Please note her walks and hands. It changes but it is clear. In sense of attacks, to avoid. Wanna to kill her? Can she move? Excullent. The rock is broken not the rock. The plays are tidy and special. This is the Martial Arts Competition, not a place for fighting. Now is the soft against hard, it is special. Look, is it exciting? [NARRATION SUBTITLES APPEAR IN THE MIDDLE OF A MARTIAL ARTS DEMONSTRATION WHEN THE NARRATOR IS NOT EVEN SPEAKING.] Chinese Martial Arts, is the traditional asset of culture. It is so splendid. CLICK HERE TO CLOSE THIS WINDOW Unless otherwise noted, all site design and content is copyrighted ©2002 by FlubTitles.com. Not to be used without prior written permission. 24